Situations in which I Utilize Twitter (Top 10 List)

I’ve picked up on a pattern of when I use my Twitter account the most.

Waiting in long lines (bar, airport, bank, concession stand).
Sitting on the john
Shopping with my girlfriend
Red lights
Watching the WNBA
Board at work
When dinner with the parents drags on
When friends are texting and I don’t want to feel left out (even though I have nobody to text)
Leaving the movie theater (which is always awkward when the credits are rolling and nobody talks until they step outside the theatre into the light).

Please feel free to add onto this list!

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